To anyone who has ever felt bad for royally screwing anything up:
Just remember that my friend has accidentally sent me bathroom snapchats meant for his girlfriend. Twice.
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pocahontish reblogged illuminatetheunknownn
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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wakethosewhoslumber reblogged hopelessgayromantic
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
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katewils reblogged bouquetofclumsywords
“At 4a.m. when you are wide awake and fighting with yourself there’s about a thousand numbers to dial, including mine, if you need help. There is no easy way to deal with these events, but if it’s any consolation I will be here if you need a friend.”
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